Don’t read if you’re easily offended

That’s a real warning! This may offend some people and I won’t be responsible for any effrontery from what I am about to write 🙂

We have one particular team who enters one of our basketball competitions every season with a new name and we look forward each year to what magical use of the language they will come up with.

This season their team name is “The Notorious V.A.G.” If that doesn’t mean anything to you then let me put it into the context of some of the other names they have come up with over the years –
The Box
The Flange
Tuna Town
Front Bums
Bearded Tacos
Meat Curtains
Spasm Chasm

Now if you’ve gotten this far you may either be smiling or appalled. If it’s the latter don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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24 Comments

  1. Pam said,

    October 9, 2007 at 9:48 am

    OK … I have to admit. I think this is pretty darn funny : ).

  2. Pam said,

    October 9, 2007 at 9:48 am

    OK … I have to admit. I think this is pretty darn funny : ).

  3. Loz said,

    October 9, 2007 at 10:33 am

    I’m glad someone liked it 😉

  4. Loz said,

    October 9, 2007 at 10:33 am

    I’m glad someone liked it 😉

  5. Josie Two Shoes said,

    October 9, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    Loved it Loz, people take offense too easily, this is all in the spirit of good fun!

  6. October 9, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    Loved it Loz, people take offense too easily, this is all in the spirit of good fun!

  7. Beth said,

    October 10, 2007 at 12:56 am

    Loz;
    I was horribly offended. Not. Good ones…

  8. skipper said,

    October 10, 2007 at 12:56 am

    Loz;
    I was horribly offended. Not. Good ones…

  9. skipper said,

    October 10, 2007 at 12:56 am

    Loz;I was horribly offended. Not. Good ones…

  10. Loz said,

    October 10, 2007 at 2:38 am

    Josie – I knew you’d appreciate it.

    Beth – I was worried until I got to the “Not” 🙂

  11. Loz said,

    October 10, 2007 at 2:38 am

    Josie – I knew you’d appreciate it.Beth – I was worried until I got to the “Not” 🙂

  12. Cellobella said,

    October 10, 2007 at 4:53 am

    Hilarious!

    I was once in a volleyball team and we called ourselves The Basketballers… we weren’t very good. Now if only I’d read this post first…

  13. Gypsy said,

    October 10, 2007 at 7:30 am

    Well at least they have made it obvious what their favourite piece of anatomy is……

    I laughed but then I do have an unusual sense of humour. Good one Loz and quite a departure of subject matter for you too.

  14. Gypsy said,

    October 10, 2007 at 7:30 am

    Well at least they have made it obvious what their favourite piece of anatomy is……I laughed but then I do have an unusual sense of humour. Good one Loz and quite a departure of subject matter for you too.

  15. awannabe said,

    October 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    I have to admit, it went over my head. LOL.

  16. awannabe said,

    October 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    I have to admit, it went over my head. LOL.

  17. dan leone said,

    October 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Offensive? Perhaps (not to me thought). But I knew someone who was on a local softball team and they called themselves: The MILF-Hunters. I assume that doesn’t need to be spelled out.

  18. dan leone said,

    October 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Offensive? Perhaps (not to me thought). But I knew someone who was on a local softball team and they called themselves: The MILF-Hunters. I assume that doesn’t need to be spelled out.

  19. Oswegan said,

    October 22, 2007 at 6:04 am

    Those are good ones.

    Our softball team is called Here For Beer.

    ~Oswegan

  20. Oswegan said,

    October 22, 2007 at 6:04 am

    Those are good ones.Our softball team is called Here For Beer.~Oswegan

  21. Forest Parks said,

    October 27, 2007 at 1:39 am

    Ha Ha,

    I used to do Graphic Design work for HMV and their Corporate font is called VAG. It always raised a smile 🙂

  22. Forest Parks said,

    October 27, 2007 at 1:39 am

    Ha Ha,I used to do Graphic Design work for HMV and their Corporate font is called VAG. It always raised a smile 🙂

  23. Moi said,

    November 5, 2007 at 7:11 am

    You should tell this team you have next year’s name for them, courtesy of the urban dictionary: beef curtains.

  24. Moi said,

    November 5, 2007 at 7:11 am

    You should tell this team you have next year’s name for them, courtesy of the urban dictionary: beef curtains.


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