Most people would know that men’s toilets aren’t the most hygenic of places. Today whilst doing some shopping for the new house and printing off some of the photos you folks have chosen over the past couple of weeks, I decided that I needed a leak.
The gents is down at the end of a long corridor, past the parents room and the ladies, outside of which is a couch, on which a bloke was perched obviously waiting for his missus. On the floor immediately outside the entrance to the mens was a kid about three years old.
“I’m gonna roll down to you Dad.” he said, and proceeded to roll down the floor to the bloke sitting on the chair.
Now inside the dunny on the floor beneath the urinals were puddles of piss. There was no way anyone, who’d been in the toilet could miss getting his shoes wet, and in getting them wet, trailing wet footprints out and into the corridor where this kid was rolling towards his old man. And what did the Dad say -
“Are you going to roll all the way down to me?”
Now even if he hadn’t been in there and seen the state of the floor, what type of bloke would let his kid roll around on a floor anywhere near a water closet????
